Gas prices took a nosedive Monday, and conservatives like me are over the moon because it’s a rare bit of good news for folks who’ve been hammered at the pump for years. AAA clocked the national average at $3.078 a gallon—down four straight weeks—and 34 states are dipping below three bucks, but the media’s acting like it’s the end of the world—Republicans across the country are shaking their heads at this clown show.
The numbers hit the table, and you’d think they’d celebrate with us normal folks who drive to work every day. GasBuddy’s got it falling 50 cents from last year—$4.367 then—and Patrick De Haan told Fox it’s heading lower thanks to Trump’s energy push—conservatives say it’s about time.
The media didn’t waste a breath before spinning this into a sob story, and it’s the kind of garbage that makes you want to chuck your TV out the window. Yahoo News moaned it’s a “sign of economic weakness”—Bloomberg fretted over “global demand fears”—and some genius at Forbes hinted it’s bad news for “green energy”—conservatives like me call it hogwash—82 percent speech approval from Trump’s March 4 talk shows folks want cheaper gas, not eco-tears.
Let’s lay it out for hardworking Americans who’ve been bled dry by Biden’s flops—gas prices dropping means more money for groceries, not some crisis for Wall Street suits. Biden’s crew lost 500,000 kids under HHS and jacked prices up 49 cents in his first year—Trump’s first month slashed them back—conservatives figure it’s why Republicans nabbed 214 crooks in Virginia—real wins while the left’s stuck crying—97 percent GOP approval backs that fight.
The left’s howling like banshees, pretending this is tragedy—same jokers who shrugged at Biden’s $216 billion trade gap with Europe last year—but conservatives like me ask why they’re mad when families can breathe—X posts are roaring “Media’s nuts!”—and we’re right—they’d rather sell panic than admit Trump’s delivering.
Here’s what it means for folks filling tanks and feeding kids—this drop’s a Trump triumph, and conservatives say it’s glorious! Republicans bet it’s just the start—Oil Price Information Service sees sub-$3 soon—while we’re thrilled—our wallets win, not their woke agenda!
This is what happens when you’ve got a guy who gets it—Trump’s not bowing to green whiners; he’s pumping oil! Conservatives figure the media’s fuming—can’t stand seeing us happy—but we say tough—time to ditch their gloom and keep the good times rolling!
America’s watching a president who doesn’t flinch—Trump’s slashing prices while the press spins fairy tales. Conservatives stand tall because this is our victory—Republicans cheer—cheap gas beats their sob stories every day—let ‘em cry while we drive!
